Sunday, May 12, 2013

Plumbing 101

A consistent design theme for the house has been to give the impression of an old place that’s been “modernised”. That’s why, for example, the electrical wiring runs through visible copper piping attached to the exposed beams. So when it came to the plumbing we wanted to continue the paradigm by making it look like running water had been added long after the house was built. 
 
The first plumber we spoke couldn’t get past that we wanted to see all the ugly pipes. But the second bloke, Phil, understood exactly where we were coming from. As a result, the loo wall is a work of art with a wonderful array of copper water pipes, bends and connections show.  Everything needed for the shower, basin and bath in the bathroom on the other side of the wall is on view when you spend a penny. 
 
After all, Phil’s workmanship is brilliant and far to good to be hidden in a wall.
 
Next job – a really big water tank.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Master Returns

In 1996 my wife, Nette, our two girls, Sam (5yrs) and Georgii (3yrs) and I travelled to Gifford, Scotland.  The following 12 months was an adventure in a Scottish village with its small school, 200 year old church and arguably the best antique restoration and fine furniture making school in the world.
We had a ball learning a new language, Sam even won the local Robbie Burns poetry recital competition with her newly acquired near perfect Scottish lilt.  Nette picked up some groovy dance moves at her Scottish country dancing lessons and the local kindergarten named their class budgie after Georgii. As for me, I learnt about shellac and sharpening, mahogany and mortises, veneers, Victoriana and vices – to name just a few things.
Roll forward 16 years and the grand master of the school, Anselm Fraser, asks to visit our construction site near the South Coast.  Would he approve?  Would the student’s skills meet the teacher’s expectations?  Would the design, cabinetry,lead lighting and plain hard work be acceptable?
The answer was an emphatic “yes” as Anslem stepped from the car and declared, “now that’s a piece of furniture”.  What a wonderful lunch we shared as we reminisced about 1996, swapped notes about our local councils’ building regulations, and planned the next stages of our croft and Anselm’s next project, a straw bale castle.

Monday, October 15, 2012

A red letter day

It was truly a red letter day.  A day that will be recorded in the family annals and celebrated at each and every anniversary until He returns.  A fixed point in time that cannot be altered and from which all other events will now be referenced.  From here forward history will fall into one of two categories: pre-ISL and post-ISL.
 
Yes, it's true.  We have joined the hoi polloi of the hamlet.  After 6 years of portaloos and lemon trees we can finally revel in the luxury of an inside loo (ISL)!  Phil the plumber has connect the water closet to our worm powered treatment plant resulting in a flushing indoor lav.  There is just one remaining wrinkle to iron out - we don't have running water.  So "the flush" is bucket powered - but flush it does all the same.
 
We're particularly pleased with the loo light.  Perhaps a little OTT for some (aren't all ceiling lights?) it is somewhat of a memorial to my childhood home where it hung over the kitchen table for decades.  We had plans to put the family's Austrian crystal chandelier there, but Mum reckons she's still using it.  Oh well.

Monday, October 8, 2012

It's a grind

Tidying up Dad's shed unearthed some odd scraps of timber,  bits Dad had kept even though to most folk they were too short to be useful.  He was the typical depression baby - never throw anything away just in case it could be useful.  (Mind you, I'm not sure what he thought anyone would use those 37 old shock absorbers for.)
 
Well, not wanting to disappoint, I took on the challenge of putting these odds and sods together into something useful to me.   As a sawmiller, Dad had spent his working life sharpening saws, so for me the fitting use was a bench for my sharpening equipment.  It took some juggling, but I finally came up with something that provided a shelf for the high speed grinder, another for the baby Tormek and one for my glass grinder.
 
It's not fine furniture and it's not art - but it is a nice reminder of Dad.  If you'd like the plans I have a SketchUp version I can send to you. 
 
I really should get back to building the house.

Monday, September 3, 2012

My Dad was a sawmiller


Mum and Dad - July 2012
My Dad, Ken Bolton, owned a sawmill.  A place he worked in from the age of 14 until his 60’s.  I worked there during some uni breaks and I know a little of how hard and hot the work was.  
 
The mill consisted of a big shed, with no walls, no heating, no cooling and only pretty basic dust extraction.  It was cold as ice in winter and hot as all else in summer.  In winter everyone would huddle around a single oil burning heater during smoko.  To beat the heat in summer they would start at 5:30am.  Mind you this was the routine only after the donkey engine burnt the place down and they subsequently rebuilt with electrical motors and flouro lighting.  Before that 1960’s rebuild Dad was up at 4:00am to fire up the steam engine so it was ready to go when everyone else rolled up a couple of hours later. 
 
Before the steam era, for the first 15 years of Dad’s career, the mill was located 14 miles out of town in the middle of a forest.  Accommodation then consisting of a tin cottage with a dirt floor.
 
Dad liked a routine - morning tea was at 9:15am, lunch at 12:00 and afternoon tea at 3:15pm.  Those times changed only once a year – on Melbourne cup day afternoon smoko was at race time.  The shed floor was a combination of dirt and oil from the log skids and the only chairs were a couple of seats out of an old Morris car. 
 
Even though Dad was the owner he was also one of the men who physically pushed and shoved logs around until they became something useful like a wall stud, a floor board, a noggin or a fancy cabin profile weatherboard.  Each evening he’d come home, reeking of cypress sawdust, with bits of timber under his arm – each with an order he’d written down during the day.  After dinner he’d do the paperwork in his office, have a port and go to bed around 9:30.  
 
Dad finally sold the mill in his 60’s after it had been on the market for some years.  He then took up a job as a school bus driver, clocking nearly a 1,000 kilometres a week on a long country run.  He loved it - the kids, the parents, the driving and finally being able to fulfil one of his wishes – to be a mechanic.  Something he’d been pulled away from by his family when he was 14 and the mill needed an extra set of hands during the war.
 
He retired from bus driving when he felt that his reactions were no longer as sharp as they used to be.  Handing his licence in voluntarily because he didn’t want to be the cause of an accident. 
 
I got my love of making things out of timber from Dad.  For him, any construction or design problem could be solved with a 4 x 2 piece of cypress and some 3 inch nails.  Dad’s design genre is probably best described as a cross between early industrial, steam punk and “just get it done with what we’ve got”.  Not always pretty – but it never fell down.
 
But most importantly, I’ve got Dad to thank for my love of God.  After all it was his good mate who told me about Jesus when I was 13 and Dad who showed me what serving Him looked like by how he cared for others.
 
Dad was the classic “chopping wood for widows” type of bloke. A bit of a rough diamond - he hated wearing a tie but loved flannelette shirts, towelling hats and t-boots – he had a loving heart.  I could wax on for ages, but maybe some other time.
 
Jeanette and I had the honour of being with Dad when he passed away on Sunday.  He was nearly 84.